A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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PENIS

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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IU football

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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