- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A white person at Harvard

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Womens Rights.

1 Jew XD

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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