Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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