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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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This is amazing! Visit http://psncodesonlinefree.com - you receive free PSN Card Codes instantly! Everybody uses this now!

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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