Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Dinosaur!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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