What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Gay republicans

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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