Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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