Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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