How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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democracy

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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