What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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im a dragon, no im not

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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