I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What's an Anti Joke?

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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