Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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how do you win a game try your best

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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