Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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captcha: all yer base

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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