knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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A fat man on a moped

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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K.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Anti Joke

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