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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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