What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Tennesse

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david weres the slug gone

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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ginger

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cancer

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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