Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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800 people died last year. end of story

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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9/11

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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why girl die cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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