If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Yes.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Anti Joke

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