Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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gay marriage.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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