What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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don't look behind you

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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