one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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