What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Justin

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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A black succeeds

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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