Gus's mom

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Slavery lol

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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