A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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YOU

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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