Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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how did the man die he didnt

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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black people

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Sarah Palin

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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