What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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obama leadership

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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