Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Samraj.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Anti Joke

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