Rebecca Black.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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