Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Robin, get in the car!

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Anti Joke

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