What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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