What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Anti Joke

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