Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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women have rights

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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123 f*ck off

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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