Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Anti Joke

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