What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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poop.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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