How Long is a Chinese man.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Make me famous

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poopoo

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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