why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Jayden Eccles

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Anti Joke

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