This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Good job, son.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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You're a frog

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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