Women's rights.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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darude- sandstorm

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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shut up iggy

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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