What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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