https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Anti Joke

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