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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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scientology.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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