three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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