What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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