How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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