Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Anti Joke

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