A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Take wrong turns

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Barack Obama

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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