What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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