Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Yo mama so fat.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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