who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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