Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Lil' Wayne

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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general tso's broccoli

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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