Knock knock Come in

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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woman..parallel parking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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