Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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