A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What do you call an arab ?

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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knock knock your gay

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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