Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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YOLO

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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