What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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