What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Stop Spam Read Books

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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dj miky

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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