how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Women have the right to vote.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Roses are red, yup.

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