How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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