whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Needless to say,

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BIG PENIS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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