What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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What's 9 +10 19

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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