Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Caitlyn.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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