How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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