What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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