roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Needless to say,

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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