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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Where's my shotgun

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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knock knock come in!

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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