What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A ginger rapping.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Tunechi

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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