- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Jeff

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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