Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Religion.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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