Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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