A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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