Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

thumb_up thumb_down +83

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

This is not a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what is white and red all over? a ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

That's as gay as AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -37

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

João Duarte reads this.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

thumb_up thumb_down -162

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops