What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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penis

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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