- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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