Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Laura Pratz..

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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