- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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