11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Hello.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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