what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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