Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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mexicans fishing

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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BIG PENIS

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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