What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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