What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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