Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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nine...eleven

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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knock knock There's no door

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Mitt Romney.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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