A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Turn around.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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