An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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did you stub your toe?

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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