Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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dead babies

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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penis. nuff said.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Anti jokes.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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