Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Tim likes girls

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Arron Glass

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Womens rights

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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