What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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