what is stupid and reading this you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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