A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what goes boo a sock

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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