A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Scott

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Raveena Thandhan

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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