What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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1+1=2

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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