Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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poo is yummy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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