What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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barack osama

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nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What is a chair?

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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