Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Communism

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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