Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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obama's promises

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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want a balloon? yeah

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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