My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Chlamydia

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