The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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