roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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