what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What's your guys names?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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