Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Anti Joke

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