Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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