Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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