What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Good afternoon.

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retard

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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