- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

y u no like me joke?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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