People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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eloise dey.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Popsicles

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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