- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

a man walked into a bar ouch

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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