A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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