why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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i like it in the mouth

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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