There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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a man walks into horse bar

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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women's rights

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the guy below me is gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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