Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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