Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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