What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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