what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Barack Obama.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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the sky is green no it is not

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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