What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Jack Stevens

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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