- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

hers a joke... japanese people

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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