- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Josh kissing a girl

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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