Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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American healthcare.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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