what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Hi what I lug you

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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