What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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