How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What time is it? 10:58

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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