Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Come In!

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

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