the game

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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