- Anti Joke

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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