A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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People Order Our Patties

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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