- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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