I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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