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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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