- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

what do you call gingers ugly.

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