A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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