what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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