- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Knock Knock Come in

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

American Idol

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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