What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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planking.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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I like hats XD!

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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women's rights

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Boner

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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