Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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