What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's white and black? Color blind.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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