The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Anti Joke

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