He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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