Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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your mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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