what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Abortion.

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Cancer

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9/11

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Justin's humor

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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