- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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haha

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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