why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Society.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Anti Joke

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