Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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