Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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W.N.B.A.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Gay Rights

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Shit!

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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